BY 2050 MEXICANS WILL OUTNUMBER HUMANS

Feb 9

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

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Nov 12

Get nosy. I dare you.

1: Real (first) Name?
2: Current crush!?
3: Addiction?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: When was the last time I did something for the 1st time?
11: Confession;
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last Text?
17: Who’s a stranger:
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn on’s?
23: Turn offs?
24. Bestfriends?
26: Second confess?
27: What I hate?
28: Who’s annoying?
29: Favorite Sex position?
30: Last person to give you butterflies?

Oct 27

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Oct 5

ok night angels wish me luck on tmrws sat lol but dont because i wont know what to say

Sep 8

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Aug 25

basketballdna:

SportsCenter really bringing the analysis yesterday.

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Aug 3

Aug 1

inbox

†: I would date you.
∆: I would marry you.
*: You're cute.
: You're hot
©: I like you.
≈: I love you.
ß: I have a crush on you.
^: I want to be your friend.
Ω: I hate you.
◊: I like your blog.
∏: I would fuck you.

Jun 3

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Apr 29

I´m crying

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Apr 23

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Apr 22

It’s funny cause I remember this happened in an episode of cupcake wars

achelette:

Hey Santana, why don’t you just tell everyone that you don’t like burritos? I know por que eres tan mala, you’re scared that todo el mundo will judge you just because te gustan las quesadillas and hate burritos, you know what I think you are? Una cobarde.

omfg

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