BY 2050 MEXICANS WILL OUTNUMBER HUMANS

May 14

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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May 10

lindsaychrist:

May 8

me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what

Mar 28

percyspanda:

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

AWWW :”(

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Feb 23

shavigh:

2038

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Jan 27

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Nov 25

jankyass:

if you can’t strike a minimum of 432 poses within the 4 minutes of “Say My Name” you shouldn’t be listening to that song

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Nov 10

That’s all you need to know about “Magic Mike”.

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Nov 2

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Nov 1

madhackrviper:

stop listening to maroon 5 the bible said adam and eve not adam levine

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Oct 31

mightyboy7:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

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Oct 29

pinkisthenewscarlet:

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skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar