missionkimpossible: i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
A very short lesson in Psychology:
ohsnapitsjackie: When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret When a person can’t cry, that person is weak When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension When a person cries on little things, that person is...
santofsky: fabray: I will never forgive Finn Hudson for the look on her face here #you don’t know this girl’s life #you don’t know about the love that she and brittany share #you have no right to announce her sexuality in a crowded hallway #she could have been kicked out of her house #she could have been disowned #she could have been abused or killed #i am sorry to take it this far #but...
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
ander-son: finnickerr: Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence I am eight but I will soon benign
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
julieruin: my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins
looking at myself: why
Anonymous asked: you're a wonderful person. you're amazing and beautiful. please don't self-harm. i may not know you personally but nothing is worth harming yourself :(
joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada
instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey
ec5ta5y: edm-trancestep: yepperoni: if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness oOo my GAWD phUCK d4t $h1T!! CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AHHAHA
deadb1ogger: FIRMLY GRASP IT
brakhage: i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
seacretive: raven symone becoming a lesbian is the greatest plot twist of all time
voldy92: my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000 like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago then I realize it was actually 17