January 2012
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deathbusters:
could u all please tag ur 2012 spoilers, some of us havent gotten that far yet thank u
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when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
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December 2011
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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
chemicalsandskin:
london tipton’s really great
really great
really great
london tipton’s really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
(which is love)
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Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
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Cute boy walks by me
Me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
monswift:
lucycaboosey:
grantgasm:
thomasggustin:
grantsdick:
darrensbutt:
i’m starting with the blam in the mirror
i’m asking him to klaine his ways
and no message could have blinn any clearer
if you wemma make the world a better place
tike a look at yourself
and make a quaine
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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Watchmarlak:
GLEE: KISSES Warning to my Brittana folk, this is actually kinda’ sad so…
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rules of tumblr
heeyitswheeyxoxo:
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
Hate it soo much. OMG.
what-a-shame asked: hi
Anonymous asked: hi
what-a-shame asked: hi
Anonymous asked: hi
Watchmandasmash:
i am a hot damn mess
junyi says hi
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“I told Cory to shut the fuck up one time, just playing around, and he made me...”
– Lea Michele (via the-witchisdead)
me: hey whats up
AP student: ugh i have so much homework i'm in AP and it's such a hard class why did i take AP i hate all these hard tests and my AP teacher is so strict like more strict than your teacher. no my class is so much harder than yours you don't even know what AP is like
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friend: what's your tumblr url i'll follow you
offensive blogger: 69jewishniggerhitler666
friend:
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
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